thanks @segasaturn0 and @lordofguts for the boot!! go follow them!

stats:

yugaks:

jokelesbian:

lesbianshadowcat:

sapphosaur:

yugaks:

me cooking

tsunamiwavesurfing:

shoutout to peach ice tea

dulect:

relationship goals: having one

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

canadian-kazoo-god:

salamander-is-eternal:

salamander-is-eternal:

nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit

u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left

or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit

bisexuael:

tomorrow is really another day huh

chipsprites:

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab